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Vous êtes tous cinglés. Mais c'est pas graaaaave! [Mar. 25th, 2007|09:56 pm]
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[Current Location |My feet]
[Current Mood |awake]


THE SURVEY
I am voting, I am voting! Will edit this in a minute!
EDIT: More like after a few hours of sleep. Here! x - x - x 


THE BASICS
Your name:
Véronique. There's nothing that can be done to make this more interesting.
When were you born and why? I was born during a snowy January 24th morning, some 18 years ago. Why? Well, children, I'll tell you a nice story. There's this very nice lady we'll call 'Mom'. Mom was happily married and very much in love with a good-looking man called 'Dad'. And sometimes, when Mom and Dad were together, they did things together. Without clothes! *gasp* So, one morning, after these activities, Mom discovered Dad had left a little something inside of her! Mom and Dad were very happy, so they let the little thing grow. Nine months later, it became a little girl! Yay!
Your Gender? Please Elaborate. Why are you asking this? It's a trap, isn't it? Society defines me as a 'girl', a pretty well adapted one, actually, with nice curves and pretty hair and mood swings and everything. The only thing missing are the girly dresses, but on the beach, I wear a bikini, and I guess if I wasn't female, it would look weird and somebody would have told me by now.
Assuming you were trapped in a completely empty room, what would your hobbies be? Watch the time pass and wait to die while thinking of a way to make sure I'll be back to haunt the ones who put me there. I will to fall so low as to start bitting my nails of play with my hair.
Please share with us a compliment that you have received. ''This is Véronique. She's my babysitter, and she's funny.''
Also share with us an insult once directed towards you. ''This is Véronique. She's my babysitter, and she's funny.''

AND MORE
It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss. True or false?
Certainly. The weather's nice today, isn't it? *sips tea*
Describe your favourite towel. It's greenish grey. Actually, it looks a bit... mossy, but it's very soft. And warm. I have four of the same model.
Have you ever considered taking over the world by playing card games? It didn't work. I ended up naked after my first strip poker game.

What’s your favourite scary movie? The one in which the maniac kills the blonde. You know, that one.
Please briefly summarise the plot of ‘Titanic – The Sequel’ as scripted by you.  Jack didn't drown! The nice little dolphins saved him, and he came back to Rose, and they married and had a lot of cute little children!
The self-destruct sequence has been activated. How do you cope with it? You bastards! I'm gonna take you down with me! Hi-yaaaaa!

BUSINESS
Would you adopt a funny nickname to impress your supervisor?
I'd give a nickname to my supervisor. Probably a witty one mocking not-so-subtely one of their obviously flawed body parts. 
Why should I buy your cookies and not purchase them cheaper at my trusty supermarket around the corner? To screw the system. You wanna screw the system, don't you. Yes. Everybody wantssss it!
Job interview time! How do you intend to dispose of the other applicants? Give them ice cream. With lactose in it. It seems innocent, but actually, it is a cruel, sadistic thing. lactose.
Superhero and saviour of the world – an appropriate choice of career? Of course. Why not? The pay's good, and you don't to ruin yourself studying at a good school.
Invent an interesting illness worthy of being used as an excuse for your next day off. I'm not ill. My dog ate my little toe, and I bled out on the carpet while my little sister was doing her science project in my ear. 

LOVE
Would you dye your hair to match the colour of your one true love’s shirt?
If it goes well with my complexion, of course, why not. Except if it's green. Or pink. Or yellow.
Do you consider running off with the priest a legitimate alternative to saying ‘I do’? Nah. Running off with the best man is better.
What if you caught your partner cheating on you with your future self? I'll kill them both. With a fork.
Pick some lyrics to describe the favourite food of your ideal partner. 
''Can you bake a pie?'' ''No.'' ''Neither can I.''
The ideal gift for said ideal partner is of course… Myself with a little bow on my head. And cheese.

THIS OR THAT

X or Y?
X is more feng-shui. Y looks like somebody standing on their head with sand up to their waist.
Power or money? They're the same. Only, one is more... green than the other.
Paper or plastic? Plastic hurts when you are hit on the head with. But paper cuts. And it hurts more than being hit on the head with plastic. I think.
William Shakespeare or Dan Brown? Bob Charbonneau. He's more tasty.
Forgive and forget or beat around the bush? Forgive and forget, then beat them with a baseball bat inside the bush.
Call the stairs or walk up the elevator? Fly.

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
Are you secretly after a certain stamp? If so, please subtly push for it now.
  Push? Did someone say push? I DIDN'T DO IT, DAMNIT, SHE SLIPPED AND FELL! I WANT MY LAWYER!

And lastly, please post a picture (no larger than 400 x 400 px) of a marine animal of your choice.



Yummy.

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Comments:
From: ibaly
2007-03-26 03:22 am (UTC)
Are shrimps marine animals? XD

I saw Cat in the box. You're like, "Yeah, I'm a cat in a box. With gum inside."
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[User Picture]From: dana_fields
2007-03-26 03:29 am (UTC)
Yes! They're the kings of the sea!

Grape flavored gum, I hope?

Thank you!
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[User Picture]From: mouette_lunaire
2007-03-26 07:39 pm (UTC)
Finally something other than German obscenities in the subject line! Hooray! Eh oui, tu as raison. ^^
I would like to present you with an award for seeming like the first non-homicidal person in this community, which also rules out quite a few stamps. This is what I would like to point out:
"It's greenish grey. Actually, it looks a bit... mossy, but it's very soft. And warm."
"Except if it's green. Or pink. Or yellow."
"Only, one is more... green than the other."
Green. Grün. Verde. VERT!!! ...you can see where this is going. The desire to mention that colour, your connection to it is more than apparent. Also your compliment and insult were... strikingly similar, similar in a way that is to say 'I like it.' and 'But I like it not' in a way that is to say I MAY BE MORE THAN ONE!1!one!!
You seem peaceful yet not entirely harmless in a way that makes me think sits and stares sits and stares sits and sta- CHARGE! not unlike certain animals suddenly tend to JUMP!
I can see why one would compare you to a cat in a box, though I imagine them to be mischievous too and a bit more fluffy, also not necessarily all that cheerful and bouncy bouncy BOUNCY while at the same time somewhat reasonable and that is to say I lost the connection again so clearly as you can see with all of it having one side and yet a bit of another to it sorry what was the question again Approximately Two Pieces Of Frog! *breathes out*
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[User Picture]From: weskerismybitch
2007-03-30 01:18 am (UTC)
THE APPOCOLYPSE

Because much like your name there is nothing that can be done to make it more interesting. And you like children and refer to them as cute. This obviously is some kind of sign of an evil power which is rulling you.

OR

Totally guilty even though it's dead obvious since sexy murder was mentioned lots. Not as much as I like but good enough.
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[User Picture]From: salem_saori
2007-05-19 07:04 pm (UTC)
It's a toss-up between Totally Guilty and Sexy Lingerie for you. It's the French, I suspect, and the strip poker, although some things like the babysitter quote and your elaborate impressions about Y, coupled with the fact that I need to break the tie because I'm speshul like that, make me vote Totally guilty.
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[User Picture]From: mouette_lunaire
2007-05-20 05:32 pm (UTC)

STAMPED!

Wow, you're really all over the place XD
Sorry this took me so long. Anyways,

Congrats!
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